Your heroes start the season 1-1-1, but after last night's pounding of the Pampered Chefs, things are looking up.  Speaking of pounding, what's up with the third-period-thuggery exhibited by Rob "Junior" Todd and GM Greg Weiss?  Wish I had a camera to take the family portrait of them together in the box.

Next game is tonight at 8:30pm..

Just as an update - the links on the right have been updated for the Winter 2010 season. I have featured Greg's stats very prominently, so you can enjoy every detail of our GM's journey to hockey greatness.

 Here's an update:

0 goals

0 assists

0 points

0 PIM

0 funny jokes

Okay - since I'm now theoretically working on websites for a living, I figured it's time to dust off the old site and get it up and running properly.  Over the next few weeks, I will be adding a few more features onto this site, but for now, the main sections above are working and up to date (News, Roster, Games, Gallery).

I will, of course, have a link that goes directly to Greg's stats once they are up on pointstreak.

I will not, however, be posting clever and creative game summaries in such detail that you can show your girlfriend/wife/mother how many times you passed last night.

Having said that, EVERYONE is welcome to log into the site and you'll see that you can add your own article on the news page!  Have at it.

Cheap comments are always free and accessible to all.

It's been 14 long years since anyone visited this site.

Yes, before the internet itself was invented.  Smartass.

It's been a bit challenging to keep this site updated, principally due to a bit more work at work.  But when your team is scraping by to hold losses to under an 8 point difference, it's hard to find those memorable moments worth recording for posterity.  Hey!  We made three passes in a row!  Lavergne got three, I repeat, three... shots on net!  Killer was able to carry Eric's extra helmet AND his water bottle on the same carabiner!

This week, morale dropped significantly as the gaping Beavers undressed us and left us tied to a post.  In the sun.

Whooop!  Disturbing-analogy-alarm! Let's reset.

It's beginning to appear that sticking to our same game plan all season might not be working.  So for the remainder of the season, we're going to try to make a few changes...such as:

1. Clearing the zone
2. Wings cover their points
3. One minute shifts
4. Watch those videos that Greg recommended
5. Two beers BEFORE the game
6. Take up pole dancing